the bells!! the bells!!
hell's bells!!
bad gag (part un)
the church needed a bell ringer and advertised with the daily crier
of the town..
the next day, quasimodo came and applied for the job... he was the
only one so the priest gave him a chance to see if he could do the
job..
quasimodo told the priest he had a unique way of ringing the bells
and told the priest not to be alarmed... he then ran full speed and
bashed into the bell with his face!
however, the bell rang out beautifully and sounded better than the
usual way.. although disturbed, the priest gave quasimodo the
job...
so each day, quasimodo climbed up the belfry and ran full speed and
bashed his face into the bell... BONG!!
until one day, when running full speed, he tripped and fell out of
the belfry to his death..
everyone in town ran to see what happened and the priest asked
around "does anyone know who he is or if he has a family?"
no one knew but one of the villagers thought he saw quasimodo
before.. he said "he's familiar..
his face rings a bell"
(part deux)
a week after they buried quasimodo, a man who looks exactly like
quasimodo appeared at the church and said he was the twin brother
of quasimodo.. he asked for quasimodo's job as he could also ring
the bells as well as his brother albeit using the conventional
method...
the priest who needed a bell ringer tried him out and found him
vigourously pulling the ropes, ringing the bells beautifully.. so
he hired the brother..
this went on for a month until one day, he pulled on the ropes too
hard and a bell came crashing down the belfry, killing him..
again, the commotion made the whole town come to the church to have
a look...
the priest again asked if anyone knew who he was and if he had a
family..
no one knew but one of the villagers said "i not sure who he is, but he's a dead ringer
for his brother"
